Everybody Draw, Trash, Tell Jokes About, and Insult Mohammad Page

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This page is dedicated to all the muzzie zealots who riot and slaughter people in the name of their violent theocracy.
By the way: I’m agnostic. I don’t like any institutionalized religion, especially one that uses terrorism as a doctrine.
It’s an open invitation for people to post jokes, drawings, and anecdotes about the 7th Century pedophile/misogynist/anti-Christian/anti-Semitic muslim nutbag Mohammad, and his bat-shit crazy myrmidons. All submissions will be viewed before posting to see if they’re good enough. Provide a link to your drawings so I can embed them into the post.

Be sure to check out my main site, here: https://sfcmac.wordpress.com/

Here we go:

do these bombs make my butt look big

face_of_muhammed

draw muhammad contest 2015

sharia halloween costumes

 

muzzie pedophile

 

When Ahmed ​was just a youngster, he went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist, “Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?”

The pharmacist replied, “Young man, do you know what condoms are used for?”

“Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases.”

The pharmacist was impressed. “That’s right, son. And do you know what the ribs are for?”

Ahmed paused then said ” Well, not really, but I DO know they make the hair on my goat’s back stand up”.
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And as Hazrat Syedna Massih Alhe Salam said to Massih Syedna Salam Alhe, “You can lead a camel to water but you must stand on something really tall to get at its lovely hindquarters.”
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“Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.” – Manuel II Palelologus
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Koran Believer
By The Sand Fleas

Oh, I could hide ‘neath the wings
Of Alah as he sings.
The six o’clock explosion would always ring.
But it explodes and I get a rise,
Wipe the sand out of my eyes.
My AK 47’s cold and I really stink.

Cheer up, Ali and Kareem.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a Koran believer
And our bomb making teens.

You once thought of me
As an Arabian knight on a camel…I mean steed.
Now you know how radical I can be.
Oh, and our good times are at an end
With no American dollars for the third world to spend.
But how much, baby, do Muslims really need.

Cheer up, Ali and Kareem.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a Koran believer
And our bomb making teens.
Cheer up, Ali and Kareem.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a Koran believer
And our bomb making teens.

Cheer up, Ali and Kareem.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a Koran believer

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A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a
Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her
direction, requiring her to deflect it.

He finished the box and threw it out the window.

Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined $250 for doing
that, you stupid, Infidel, worthless Catholic bitch.”

She laughed and said, “When I cry out rape and they
smell your fingers, you’ll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-fucker !

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A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing? The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a camel!”

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A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

“What are you so happy about, Abdul?” Asks the Imam.

“Well, I’ll tell you,” replies Abdul. “I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised – we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!”

“By the most Merciful,” exclaimed the Imam, “you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?”

Abdul grimaced, “By the Jinn, I do not know – I never found her head.”

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Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?

A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A. A pimp.

Q: What’s the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?

A: The yogurt has a living culture.

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Jesus and God are sitting in a room discussing an important issue. Somebody knocks on the door. Jesus opens and see’s Allah. Jesus turns to God and asks “Father, did you order a shawarma?”

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Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages.

They’re calling it ‘Islam’.

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now…

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No Nude Women/Men

No car races

No football

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No nachos

No Beer nuts

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can’t shave.

Your wives can’t shave.

You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

No mystery here.

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An Arab buys a camel and he proudly decides to ride it around his local pub carpark, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers.

“Nice camel mate,” One of the drinkers commented, “Is it male or female?”

“It’s female!” said the Arab.

“How can you tell?” said the drinker.

“Well,” the Arab explained, “on the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out, ‘Hey, Look at the dirty, smelly cunt on that camel!”

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Muslim Television Guide

6.00: G-Had TV.

Morning prayers.

8.30: Talitubbies.

Talitubbies say “Eh-oh”. Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.

9.00: Shouts of Praise.

More prayers.

10.00: The Apprentice.

Ten young Muslims complete a variety of tasks each week – one of them will be recruited by prominent Islamist leader Muqtada al-Sadr into a top position in the Mahdi Army.

11.00: Jihad’s Army.

The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.

12.00: Ready, Steady, Jihad!

Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.

12.30: Panoramadan.

The programme reports on America’s attempts to take over the world.

13.30: Xena.

Modestly dressed housewife Xena stays at home and does some cooking.

14.00: Only Fools and Camels.

Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.

14.30: Green Peter.

The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.

15.00: Madrasah Challenge.

Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. ‘Starter for ten, no praying.’

15.30: I Love 629.

A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet’s entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.

16.00: Question Time.

Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.

16.30: Countdown.

Can the American prisoners defuse the bomb in their cell before the timer runs down?

17.00: Koranation Street.

Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.

17.30: Middle-East Enders.

The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.

18.00: Holiday.

The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.

18.30: Top of the Prophets.

Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?

19.00: Who wants to be a Muhajadin?

Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go ‘inshallah’, or ask the Islamic council?

20.00: FILM: Shariah’s Angels.

The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.

21.30: Big Brother.

Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?

22.00: Imam Ted.

Sitcom about three imams who live on a tiny island in the Persian Gulf. This week, Imam Dhuga’il accidentally burns down the mosque, while Imam Jakh is stoned to death for drinking alcohol.

22.30: Shahs in their Eyes.

More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.

23.30: They think it’s Allah over.

Quiz culminating in the ‘Don’t feel the Mullah’ round.

Midnight: When Imams Attack.

Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.

00:.30: The West Bank Show.

Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.

01.30: Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.

02.00: A book at bedtime.

The Koran. Again.

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Lots more jokes here:

http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2008/09/more_offensive_muslim_jokes.html

http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2007/11/stupid-muslim-jokes.html

Web page for creative names for muzzies: http://rsdb.org/race/arabs

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A young Arab asks his father, “What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?”
“It’s a ‘chechia’ because, in the desert, it protects our heads from the sun.”
“And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?”
“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because, in the desert, it is very hot and it protects your body”
“And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?”
“These are ‘babouches’, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert”
“Tell me, Papa…”
“Yes, my son ?”
“Why are we living in Melbourne and still wearing all this shit ?”

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And some mohammad drawings:

where's mohammad
Answer: He’s in the outhouse….with the Koran.

mohammad pedophile, robber, violent

mohammad pig

mohammad camel ass

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https://sfcmac.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/everybody-draw-muhammad-day-advocate-receives-death-threats/

https://sfcmac.wordpress.com/2010/04/21/islamic-nutbags-threaten-south-park-creators/

https://sfcmac.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/bravery-at-comedy-central-islamic-thugs-scared-them-from-portraying-mohammad-jesus-is-an-easy-target/

111 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Patriot with a cause on 04/11/2016 at 11:53

    used to drive truck with one of these towelheads. Put pork fat in his soup when he wasn’t looking. Wonder what he’s going to say when he doesn’t get his 70 virgins! ROFL

  2. This is hilarious!

  3. Posted by White crusader on 17/08/2016 at 03:57

    Must have bacon on the side and a nice glass of wine to wash it down.

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