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It Never Gets Old: HBO Footage Shows Ben Rhodes’ Dejection on Election Night

Via The Washington Examiner


HBO released a documentary this year, titled “The Final Year,” wherein the filmmakers record the last days of the Obama administration. The documentary specifically tracks former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power, former deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes, and former Secretary of State John Kerry.

……We also know that Power is on record discussing a disastrous viewing party she hosted on Nov. 8, 2016, which HBO captured and she now characterizes as an incident that “triggers” for viewers a kind of “post-traumatic stress about their own election night experience, which mirrored mine.”

What I didn’t know until a recent viewing of “The Final Year” is just how hard Trump’s victory hit Rhodes, who spends most of his time on camera assuring Clinton’s victory.

HBO was there the moment he figured out Trump beat Hillary. It’s every bit as sad as they said it was.




Rhodes, who bragged about creating a media echo chamber to sell Obama’s dicked-up foreign policy, and also had a hand in the infamous Benghazi “talking points”, and  spied on US Jews while Obama was helping Iran with the nuke deal.

His reaction was dejected but calm in comparison to Hillary, who was in a drunken rage,  and the rest of the DemProg contingent who completely went ballistic.

Just wait until Trump is re-elected in 2020. Hopefully, they’ll commit mass suicide, and take Hillary and Rhodes with them.


Cops Show Up at Maryland Couple’s Home After They Posted Pictures of Mushrooms on Facebook

These cops aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.

Via Daily Mail

Maryland police arrived at a couple’s home after a man posted photos on Facebookof him finding mushrooms in a wooded area and shared that he intended to cook them.
John Garrsion, of Darlington, Maryland, posted photos of him and girlfriend – Hope Deery – finding mountain morels while out on May 11.

‘Mountain Morels!!! About to saute them with brown sugar and cinnamon and see how that turns out,’ he said in the post showing him and Deery looking over their lucky find.

'Mountain Morels!!! About to sautee them with brown sugar and cinnamon and see how that turns out,' he said in the post showing him and Deery looking over their lucky find

A few hours later after posting the pictures, Garrison claims police came and questioned the duo about the possible use of psychedelic, or ‘magic’ mushrooms.

‘He thought he was on the biggest bust of his career thinking we were having a magic mushroom party before I explained to him that morels are a native choice edible mushroom similar to truffles,’ the man said in a since deleted post, according to The Maven.

A few hours later after posting the pictures, Garrison claims police came and questioned the duo about the possible use of psychedelic mushroom


Garrison describes how he dug through the trash o find a piece of a morel so that he could give it to the officer, but found that the officer did not still believe him.
‘Which was shocking to me because morels look nothing like a psychedelic psilosybin mushrooms and I figured a police officer would know what illegal drugs looked like,’ he added.
According to Garrison, a second officer showed up soon after and confirmed that the mushroom was indeed a morel.
Included in this post is a picture of the officer looking at identification and pictures of before and after products of the mushrooms.
No one was hurt in the ordeal, but the officers did process the couple’s IDs.
Morels are one of the most sought after mushrooms because they are gathered in the wild, rather than farmed.



This is not the first time overzealous cops have made fools out of themselves when they thought they could make an easy drug bust.

In Cartersville, Georgia, cops terrorized a man over a garden full of okra they mistook for marijuana.

In Pennsylvania, a couple was arrested because an idiot Nationwide Insurance agent and Buffalo Township cops thought Hibiscus plants were marijuana.

In Sherwood, Illinois, the DEA raided a gardener’s home because they thought she was growing marijuana.  She was growing Hibiscus for tea.

Some police departments have a nasty habit of raiding the wrong houses and refusing to admit liability. A cursory internet search brings up thousands of results.

These kinds of mistakes can be prevented with some education and a little research.


Anti-Semitic Black Lawmaker Makes an Ass Out of Himself at Holocaust Museum

Liberals and radical minorities are the dumbest shits on the planet.

Via Twitchy

Remember Trayon White Sr., the Washington, D.C. councilman who literally blamed the Jews for snow in D.C. in March? White blamed the “weather manipulation” on “the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man.”

White visited the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum Thursday, and according to The Hill’s Will Sommer, it “did not go great!

The Washington Post begins its coverage with this anecdote:

The photo, taken in 1935, depicts a woman in a dark dress shuffling down a street in Norden, Germany. A large sign hangs from her neck: “I am a German girl and allowed myself to be defiled by a Jew.” She is surrounded by Nazi stormtroopers.

D.C. Council member Trayon White Sr. (D-Ward 8) studied the image. “Are they protecting her?”

Lynn Williams, an expert on educational programs at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum and White’s tour guide for the day, stared at the photo.

“No,” she said. “They’re marching her through.”

“Marching through is protecting,” White said.

“I think they’re humiliating her,” Williams replied.

……The group paused before grainy photos of German troops executing Catholic clergy in Poland by firing squad. “Were they actually manufacturing these weapons?” White asked.

Moments later, White was nowhere to be seen.

His staff is about as stupid as he is:

The tour, scheduled to last 90 minutes, was halfway done. Seven of White’s staff members stayed with the guide, who soon was showing them an exhibit on the Warsaw Ghetto. As she explained the walling in of Polish Jews, one aide asked whether it was similar to “a gated community.”

Glazer spoke up.

“Yeah, I wouldn’t call it a gated community,” she said. “More like a prison.”


Black radicals have a propensity for anti-Semitic bullshit.

“Touré” , probably the most unequivocal douchebag on MSNBC, (and that’s saying a lot) tweeted his usual excrement in response to a relative of Holocaust survivors:


Muzzie racist Louis Farrakhan frequently rants that Jews are controlling everything; banks, the media, corporate America, and the music industry.

White liberals aren’t much better.  According to John Kerry, you can’t be Jewish and democratic, and you can’t be black and Republican.

Just think, Trayon White is the best the Dems have to offer.

For the Conspiracy Theorists, Life is a Cover-Up

For them, life is a constant loop of conspiracies and alternative facts. The earth is flat, we never landed on the moon, the government is poisoning us with chemtrails and fluoride, some people are ‘reptilians‘, etc.  Yeah, I had to research that last one.

There’s enough real corruption, conspiracy and crime going on without adding a big pile of stupid to the mix.

Life is complicated, messy, and random. Not everything goes according to a diabolical plot.

Even if you show them documented proof, they’ll claim it’s fake.

Some of the most popular conspiracy theories include “9/11 was an inside job” and “moon landings were faked in a TV studio”, like ‘Capricorn One’.

The 9/11 “Truthers”; a menagerie of wack-job conspiracy theorists who believe that either the government had specific warnings of the impending attacks on the Pentagon and the World Trade Center, or worse, that it was behind the attacks. They have even gone so far as to claim that the planes that hit the WTC and Pentagon, which were seen and videoed in full view of millions of people, (North Tower, South Tower, Pentagon) were somehow enhanced by computer optics or some other technological trickery.

Scientists, architects, and engineers, including those who built the World Trade Center, have spoken up to debunk these crazy-assed theories and the loonies who embrace them.

The buildings did not “implode”, they collapsed under the weakening of the structures resulting from the jet-fuel-based inferno. Those planes were chock full of flammable material which in turn, caused massive fires to spread throughout the buildings.

There isn’t a shred of credible evidence to back up these claims 9/11 was an “inside job.” The so-called “evidence” is a loony theory made up by people who are so full of hate for this country they want to believe it attacked itself on 9/11.

Here are CREDIBLE sources that have debunked every single Troofer claim.  Popular Mechanics published a comprehensive, detailed, investigative analysis which dissects all of the myths and idiotic claims surrounding the attacks and the subsequent damage.

Some of the blame can be laid at the feet of the incompetent, dismissive assclowns in the FBI hierarchy, who refused to believe that  Al Qaeda was a national security threat.  No conspiracy, just depraved arrogance.

Bottom line: The 9/11 atrocities lie directly in the hands of the practitioners of a murderous, brutal, violent theocracy that declared war on the West and envisions a New Caliphate.  By the way: The first attack on the WTC was in 1993, by the same brand of muzzie thugs. They tend to forget that.

The simplicity of that is too hard for them to understand.

The moon landings (there were six in all)  have been a constant source of bilious agitation for the conspiracy crowd.

All six landing sites can be viewed by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO), which can dip as low as 31 miles (50 km) from the lunar surface, close enough to image each landing site in remarkable detail.   The Hubble Space Telescope is even better:


The Apollo program involved thousands of people working towards a single goal. Every stage of the mission and every component of the spacecraft was planned in meticulous detail by experts from dozens of different specialities. If the goal of the program wasn’t to put someone safely on the Moon and return them safely, it seems incredibly unlikely that someone wouldn’t have worked this out.

The amount of effort it would have taken to maintain the conspiracy seems so great, that actually landing on the moon seems on balance the simpler option (relevant Mitchell & Webb sketch here).

Even worse, the conspiracy would necessarily have to extend beyond NASA. The moon landings were independently confirmed by nations all over the world – including the Soviet Union.

There reaches a point where if your hypothesized conspiracy involves the collusion of both sides of the Cold war then you’re attributing so much power to the conspirators that there seems little point trying to uncover it.

……The continued popularity of the Moon landing hoax conspiracy theory is odd, given the continuing accumulation of evidence against it.

Part of the reason may be that with the advent of Photoshop and the increasing use of photorealistic special effects in movies people have become used to the idea that images and videos can be convincingly altered, forgetting that these techniques were virtually non-existent in 1969.


Troofers are entertaining…painfully delusional, but entertaining.


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Liberal ‘Green’ Activist Protests ‘Man-Made Global Warming’ by Going Out in a Blaze of Glory….Literally


Hey liberals, forget eating Tide Pods or condom-snorting, take the fire challenge.

From Fox News

A “green” activist who was a pioneering lawyer for gay and transgender rights — including in the notorious “Boys Don’t Cry” rape murder case — committed suicide by setting himself on fire Saturday morning in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park in a grisly act of protest against the ecological destruction of the Earth.

David Buckel, 60, left behind a charred corpse and a typed suicide note that said he was burning himself to death using “fossil fuel” to reflect how mankind was likewise killing itself, police sources said.

He left the note in a manila envelope marked “To The Police,” recovered from inside a black metal pushcart he discarded at the scene.

“Most humans on the planet now breathe air made unhealthy by fossil fuels, and many die early deaths as a result,” Buckel wrote in his note, which he also sent to the New York Times.

“My early death by fossil fuel reflects what we are doing to ourselves.”

He added, “Honorable purpose in life invites honorable purpose in death.”


1. The ‘man-made global warming’ farce has been debunked. Repeatedly.

2. There’s no honor in abject stupidity.




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