AN INSTANT CLASSIC! This ought to be nominated for a best short film Oscar. I laughed so hard my sides hurt. Only regular visitors to the Ace of Spades site appreciate and understand some of the lingo. It’s time to let the rest of the public in on it. This is great! SCOAMF= Stuttering Clusterfuck [...]
Archive for August, 2011
29 Aug
Obama’s Illegal Alien Uncle Arrested, Tries to Call White House
Why not? It worked for his illegal alien aunt Zeituni Onyango. ……an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he nearly rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts. He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham [...]
29 Aug
Soldiers Vigilant at Tomb of the Unknowns Despite Irene
HOOAH! While Hurricane Irene bears down on much of the mid Atlantic states on its way north, and residents of the Washington, D.C. area have been advised to remain indoors, the elite Soldiers who are the sentinels at Arlington Cemetery’s Tomb of the Unknowns remain at their posts. Since taking over the mission on April [...]
28 Aug
Obama “Takes Charge” at Hurricane HQ
Barack the Magic Negro to the rescue. Obama warned the US east coast was in for a “long 72 hours” as he led his government’s response to Hurricane Irene at a disaster command center in Washington. Obama on Saturday chaired a meeting at the National Response Coordination Center (NRCC) set up at the Federal Emergency [...]
