Obama: My Socialist Policies Have Rescued America From the Clutches of Evil Capitalism

Okay, I modified it a bit, but it’s essentially the same thing.

Less than two months before the midterm elections, President Barack Obama is imploring voters to support his party’s economic policies, even though he acknowledged that those policies haven’t brought about a recovery fast enough for many Americans.

“We stopped the bleeding, stabilized the economy, but the fact of the matter is the pace of improvement has not been where it needs to be,” Obama said during a backyard town hall in a wooded, middle class neighborhood in Northern Virginia.

Obama said that additional economic measures – including the package of infrastructure investments and business tax incentives he proposed last week – would help accelerate growth in the short-term, while also paving the way for more sustained medium- to long-term growth. The proposals would require congressional approval, an unknown prospect given Washington’s highly partisan atmosphere.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBAMA_ECONOMY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-09-13-14-38-45

Stopped the bleeding? You dumb fuck. You’ve sucked the lifeblood out of this country with your Marxist “fundamental transformation”. You bled us dry. Only in the book of Obamanomics could 15% unemployment (that number includes those who simply stopped looking for work), a $13 trillion debt, a trade deficit of $109 billion, an $814 billion “stimulus”, $787 billion dollars in taxpayer funded bailouts, and government takeovers of banks, auto industry, insurance corporations, and health care, be defined as “stabilizing”.

He’s either the biggest moron on the planet or he figures putting a smiley face on his “man-caused disaster” will keep that thrill going up Chrissy Matthew’s leg.

Hat tip to Weasel Zippers for the story and this great photoshop:

It fits.

Related post:
http://sfcmac.wordpress.com/2010/09/07/obama-wants-to-flush-50-billion-more-down-the-toilet/